IRCVertise!

We had lots of fun on IRC today…

[15:42] Logik: I have been lognoted???
[15:42] Logik: This is such an honor!
[15:42] scotty: Dude, Potter … You and me both know these quotes will never get added
[15:42] pete: Potter’s lognotes comprise almost entirely of me.
[15:42] scotty: (lognotes) is Potter’s way of saying, ROFLMAO!!!
[15:42] Logik: I’d like to thank my family and friends, Mr. Potter especially for making this all possible
[15:42] pete: Because I am a funny guy.
[15:42] Potter: They’ll be quoted eventually.
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[15:42] Potter: (lognotes) on scotty, pete, and Logik just then :r
[15:42] scotty: Pete: Funny looking, that’s for sure
[15:43] Logik: And thanks to Scotty and Pete for their kind yet abusive opinions
[15:43] pete: Yeah, well your mum wasn’t saying that last night!
[15:43] Potter: XD
[15:43] Logik: And, what… 20 more seconds?
[15:43] pete: Mainly because I don’t know your mum!
[15:43] scotty: Pete: Good point.
[15:43] scotty: Well
[15:43] Logik: Uh, thanks to my mom and dad, and potter again, and see ya
[15:43] Potter: :>
[15:43] Potter: bye
[15:43] scotty: Your mum and me haven’t had a nice chat in a good long time because I’ve never even spoken to her!
[15:43] scotty: So there!
[15:44] scotty: Ohhhh, I went there.
[15:44] Potter: Scotty, if you would look at my CSS, they’d get added. :r
[15:44] scotty: Oh, right.
[15:44] scotty: Sorry
[15:44] scotty:
[15:44] Potter: I’m jk. XD
[15:44] Potter: I’m doing Trilogy stuff right now anyway.
[15:44] scotty: ah, okay
[15:44] Logik: “Now presenting the award for Most Abusive Comment is Paul Ritter. Unfortunately he wasn’t able to come but he managed to set up a satellite link from the Moonbase Torture Facility.”
[15:44] Logik: The nominees are..
[15:44] Logik: Scotty, who won last year’s award.
[15:44] Potter: :O
[15:45] Logik: Pete, because he threatened to kill me if I don’t add him.
[15:45] Logik: Potter, because we need more nominees, and finally
[15:45] Potter: yay ^_^
[15:45] Logik: This carrot, for choking to death 50 people a year.
[15:45] *** -Potter- Can the carrot win? :O
[15:46] Logik: The winner is…
[15:46] Logik: the Carrot!
[15:46] Potter: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[15:46] Logik: *clapclapclap*
[15:46] * Potter huggles the carrot.
[15:46] Potter: Bravo!
[15:46] Logik: Carrot: I’m not a man of words…
[15:46] Logik: …
[15:46] Logik: That’s it.
[15:46] Logik: Go away.
[15:46] scotty: [02:44:57]* Potterhuggles the carrot.  <— *quotes that*
[15:46] Logik: *clapclapclap*
[15:46] Potter: O_O
[15:46] Potter: NOOOOO.
[15:46] scotty: just because it made me laugh
[15:47] Logik: Now presenting the award for Coolest name, is last year’s winner, Mr. Better than Batman, Superman, and the Hulk put together”
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[15:47] Potter: XD
[15:48] Logik: Thanks. These nominees have really shown much creativity in making their usernames. The nominees are…
[15:48] Aaron_S: qho qon
[15:48] Aaron_S: who won?
[15:48] *** BoMEpsilon has joined #zetaboards.
[15:48] BoMEpsilon: Muaha.
[15:48] Potter: Aaron_S: carrot
[15:48] Logik: Potter, for confusing hundreds on who he actually is… a potter of plants, or the wizard kind.
[15:48] Aaron_S: log starting from <potter> XD
[15:48] Potter: Yay! ^_________^
[15:48] Aaron_S: I mean affter
[15:48] Potter: I win.
[15:48] BoMEpsilon: Hello Potter.
[15:48] Logik: Aaron, for using two “A”s next to each other and still makingthe word look cool.
[15:49] BoMEpsilon: Hello Aaron.
[15:49] Potter: You joined after that, Aaron.
[15:49] *** jory has signed off IRC (“houdoe”).
[15:49] Potter: Hey, pork!
[15:49] BoMEpsilon: Hello Logik.
[15:49] Logik: BoMEpsilon, for using many capitals.
[15:49] BoMEpsilon: Hello sani_afk.
[15:49] BoMEpsilon: …
[15:49] BoMEpsilon: Wat
[15:49] BoMEpsilon: i type good spell
[15:49] Logik: And finally, Sani_afk, for being truthful in the username
[15:49] Logik: The winner is…
[15:49] *** Aaron_S__ has signed off IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)).
[15:49] Logik: POTTER!!!11
[15:49] BoMEpsilon: yay pttr
[15:50] BoMEpsilon: lol
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[15:50] Logik: Accepting the award for potter is his clone, Rettop.
[15:50] Potter: Oh, I thought I already won.
[15:50] Potter: YAY ME!
[15:50] *** Potter is now known as Rettop.
[15:50] BoMEpsilon: lol u c wat he did
[15:50] Logik: :rofl:
[15:50] Rettop: I would just like to thank you all on behalf of Potter!
[15:50] Stanleh: :O
[15:50] *** Stanleh is now known as Helnats.
[15:50] * pete is now known as iwanttokillyouall
[15:51] *** Rettop is now known as Potter.
[15:51] Helnats:
[15:51] Logik: Now presenting the award for Most Feared User, is last year’s winner, SmellyJoe58
[15:51] *** BoMEpsilon is now known as NoLIspemob.
[15:51] Logik: Thanks. The nominees are…
[15:51] Logik: Pete, for using the word kill 5 times out of 7 sentences
[15:51] Logik: In everything he says.
[15:51] pete: die
[15:52] Potter: [Live coverage of the ZetaBoard IRC Awards is now taking place!]
[15:52] NoLIspemob: zlol
[15:52] Logik: Potter, for threatening people with large planting equipment
[15:52] Helnats: I’d actually say Pete
[15:52] Potter: I’LL THROW A PLANT AT YOU!!!
[15:52] Helnats: Potterz isn’t scary, only mysterious
[15:52] Logik: Stanley, for blowing things up before he eats breakfast
[15:52] * Potter throws a pot at Stanleh.
[15:52] Logik: and Epsilon, since his name looks dangerous.
[15:52] Helnats: ^___^
[15:52] Logik: the winner is…
[15:52] Logik: PETE!!!111
[15:52] NoLIspemob: My name is dangerous.
[15:52] pete: obv
[15:53] Potter: CONGRATS, PETE! *clapclapclap*
[15:53] Helnats: Stanley doesn’t do anything these days
[15:53] pete: die
[15:53] NoLIspemob: obviously*
[15:53] pete: After winning this award, there’s really only one thing I can say:
[15:53] pete: die
[15:53] *** Helnats is now known as Stanley.
[15:53] Stanley: Nooo
[15:53] Logik: WOOOO
[15:53] * Stanley destroys you all
[15:53] Logik: GOOO PETE
[15:53] *** Stanley is now known as Stanleh.
[15:53] Logik: RAWKON
[15:53] Stanleh: >_>
[15:54] NoLIspemob: …
[15:54] Potter: EXCUSE ME. THE AWARDS ARE STILL GOING ON. PLEASE BE QUIET, OR I WILL THROW POTS AT YOU.
[15:54] Potter: Thank you.
[15:54] Logik: Now for the Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Universe award, last year’s winner, Joan Rivers.
[15:54] NoLIspemob: Eh Bee See Dee E Eff Gee!
[15:54] NoLIspemob: Ach Eye Jay Kay El Em En Oh Pee!
[15:54] Logik: These people have shown incredible daring in dressing this badly. The nominees are…
[15:54] NoLIspemob: Que Arr Ess.
[15:54] NoLIspemob: Tee You Vee.
[15:54] NoLIspemob: Double-you Ex.
[15:54] NoLIspemob: Why and Zee.
[15:55] Logik: Stanley, for the “Cow Party” costume, which killed hundreds thanks to exploding eyes.
[15:55] NoLIspemob: Now I know my Eh-Bee-Sees…
[15:55] *** Stanleh is now known as Stanley.
[15:55] Stanley: Woo
[15:55] NoLIspemob: Next time won’t you sing with me.
[15:55] NoLIspemob: …
[15:55] * NoLIspemob waits for applause
[15:55] Logik: Potter, for his “Love Plants or I’l murder you” costume, equipped with machine gun pockets
[15:55] scotty: eh … ?
[15:55] * Potter poses.
[15:55] scotty: You are all insane.
[15:56] Logik: Scotty, for his “Funny Hat” costume, which was deemed “Inhumane” by the UN.
[15:56] Potter: LOL
[15:56] scotty: I’ll inhumane you.
[15:56] scotty: Potter: Go fix your blog, it’s bugging me.
[15:56] NoLIspemob: Scotty’s gonna have sanctions imposed on him.
[15:56] Potter: okay
[15:56] Logik: and Epsilon, for his “Eat Beef” costume, which equipped with a large screen tv, killed the user in seconds due to EM radiation.
[15:57] Logik: The winner is…
[15:57] Logik: SCOTTY
[15:57] * NoLIspemob drumrolls
[15:57] Potter: yay!
[15:57] Logik: WOOOOO
[15:57] Potter: CONGRATS.
[15:57] Stanley: Noooooooooooooo
[15:57] Potter: *clapclapclap*
[15:57] scotty: Seriously … you people are insane.
[15:57] scotty: stay away from my family
[15:58] NoLIspemob: awh
[15:58] NoLIspemob: But scotty…
[15:58] Logik: Accepting the award for Scotty is his coworker, Jo Flo.
[15:58] NoLIspemob: …alright
[15:58] * Stanley damns you to hell
[15:58] Logik: Thanks everybody. I’m sure Scotty is very pleased.
[15:58] scotty: I am not. You’re all loony, and deserve to be in an asylum.
[15:59] Logik: Now, presenting the award for Coolest User, last years winner, Joe Cool.
[15:59] Logik: And his translator, Jim.
[15:59] Logik: [barkbarkbarkbark]
[15:59] Logik: Uh, the nominees are…
[15:59] Logik: Scotty, for his cool name.
[16:00] Logik: Potter, for making plants cool again.
[16:00] Stanley: >_>
[16:00] Potter:
[16:00] Logik: Stanley, for killing 50,000 SVs since last Saturday
[16:00] Potter: Because they are, darlings!
[16:00] scotty: Stanley, for his utilization of emoticons to express frustration.
[16:00] Stanley: Yay
[16:00] scotty: DARN
[16:00] Stanley: Yay
[16:01] Logik: and Epsilon, for laughing in the face of death
[16:01] Logik: Even when it’s inapproprate.
[16:01] Logik: The award goes to…
[16:01] Potter: :O
[16:01] Logik: STANLEY
[16:01] Potter: :O
[16:01] Stanley: :O
[16:01] Potter: YAY!
[16:01] NoLIspemob: gasp
[16:01] Stanley:
[16:01] Stanley: I’d like to thank myself, for my coolness
[16:01] Stanley: And my wonderful wife, Emelie
[16:02] NoLIspemob: …*silence*
[16:02] Logik: Now presenting the award for Best Speech, last year’s winner, Michael Chricton
[16:02] *** NoLIspemob is now known as BoMEpsilon.
[16:02] Logik: The nominees are…
[16:03] Stanley:
[16:03] Logik: Potter, for his speech now turned into a stand-alone religon, and caused several in the audience to die from dehydration
[16:03] BoMEpsilon: …*more silence*
[16:03] BoMEpsilon: O_o
[16:03] BoMEpsilon: wtf potter.
[16:03] Potter: LOL
[16:03] sani_afk: :ph34r:
[16:03] *** sani_afk is now known as sani.
[16:03] BoMEpsilon: :O
[16:03] Logik: Stanley, for his speech which has now been produced into a song by Atlantic records
[16:03] BoMEpsilon: sani!
[16:03] sani: Heu
[16:03] sani: …
[16:03] sani: Hey
[16:03] pete: yo
[16:04] Potter: Was it “Ol’ McDonald”?
[16:04] scotty: Sani: I “changed” that script again for about 2 hours again this morning
[16:04] Potter: @Logik
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[16:04] sani: Heh, evil
[16:04] Logik: Sani, for his speech that has been turned into the National Athem for 50 countries, causing a large war.
[16:04] BoMEpsilon: noink
[16:04] sani: Um..
[16:05] Logik: And Epsilion, for his speech that caused 50 million people to call the studio at once, causing 911 service to go down in major cities. Hundreds died.
[16:05] pete: scotty: My nose can smell code miles away. What script are you talking about?
[16:05] BoMEpsilon: Proud of it.
[16:05] Logik: The winner is…
[16:05] Logik: SANIEEEEEE
[16:05] pete: (I *can* actually smell code. There’s a guy down the road that codes C like a mofo)
[16:05] BoMEpsilon: yyyya lol
[16:05] sani:
[16:06] Logik: Now presenting the final award
[16:06] Potter: (lognotes) on pet3
[16:06] Logik: the Best Member of 2006
[16:06] BoMEpsilon: gaspeh
[16:06] Logik: as deemed by the Council of Invision
[16:06] scotty: Pete: I host this RPG script code for zelnen, and this one board accounts for like, 50% of that script’s total bandwidth
[16:06] Potter: CountDucky! CountDucky!
[16:06] gladstone: xD
[16:06] Logik: Potter, for being cool.
[16:06] pete: haha
[16:06] scotty: So I added an if statement that made it say “YOU HAVE BEEN HACKED” in their footers.
[16:06] Potter: aww <3
[16:06] pete: haha
[16:06] * Stanley of course
[16:07] pete: evil
[16:07] Logik: Scotty, for being so opinionitive
[16:07] pete: link meh
[16:07] scotty: In big red blinking letters
[16:07] Logik: Pete, for killing people we don’t like.
[16:07] scotty: I took it off, Pete.
[16:07] Potter: Do it, Scotty. :r
[16:07] Stanley:
[16:07] pete: aww
[16:07] Potter: Oh, you did it?
[16:07] Potter: haha
[16:07] scotty: it may return later tonight
[16:07] Logik: Stanley, for blowing up the homes of people we don’t like
[16:07] BoMEpsilon: hooray
[16:07] Stanley: Wooooooooooooooooooooooo
[16:08] Logik: Epsilon, for his superb use of emoticons in real life.
[16:08] Logik: Sani, for simply being here.
[16:08] BoMEpsilon: :O
[16:08] sani:
[16:08] BoMEpsilon: Sani has to win.
[16:08] Potter: LOL
[16:08] Stanley: Woo @ Sani
[16:08] BoMEpsilon: Hands down.
[16:08] BoMEpsilon: …
[16:08] Logik: The winner is…
[16:08] sani: :p
[16:08] Stanley: Or me
[16:08] Logik: DUNDUNDUNDUN
[16:08] Potter: THE CARROT!
[16:08] Stanley: Otherwise you may all die
[16:08] Logik: [drumroll]
[16:08] Potter: dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
[16:08] Logik: all of you. :r
Session Close (#zetaboards): Fri Dec 29 16:08:56 2006

Session Start (zb:#zetaboards): Fri Dec 29 16:09:15 2006
[16:09] *** Initial topic: Welcome to the ZetaBoards IRC channel! | For IRC help, see (Link: http://docs.zetaboards.com/irc)http://docs.zetaboards.com/irc | Please do not advertise — all support board rules still apply | Please use #zetaboards-support for support questions| We are working to restore the remaining posts and data on Server 1. If you have any questions about your s1 board, submit a Support Ticket | Happy New Year!
[16:09] *** #zetaboards: Logik gladstone Nintendud BoMEpsilon Aaron_S Stanley Yodaminch Samanosuke pete Potter xlibman sani scotty @ChanServ
[16:09] *** #zetaboards was created on Sun Nov 26 01:45:18 2006.
[16:09] pete: wow: Page Generation Time: 0.666
[16:09] *** Aaron_S has signed off IRC (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)).
[16:09] Logik: You all hate me now.
[16:09] pete: I code like the devil.
[16:09] Potter: We wub you, Logik!
[16:09] BoMEpsilon: I’d just like to thank myself, for my coolness.
[16:09] BoMEpsilon: And Stanley’s wonderful wife, Emelie.
[16:09] Logik: :ermm:
[16:09] *** Potter is now known as Emelie.
[16:09] Stanley: My wife!!
[16:09] Emelie: You are welcome, dear.
[16:09] Stanley: :wub:
[16:09] *** Emelie is now known as Potter.
[16:09] Stanley: Bah
[16:09] gladstone: Oh dear
[16:10] *** Stanley is now known as Stanleh.
[16:10] BoMEpsilon: booahahaha
[16:10] Stanleh: That was a lovely ceremony
[16:10] Logik: Now get out so we can prepare the stage for the “Learning Annex with Donald Trump” convention.
[16:10] Stanleh: Thanks @ Logik for hosting that
So get on IRC if you haven’t.

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